bachofficial:

when my mom says we can get pizza for dinner

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 
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scatmancrothers:

Look I’m a white person
I use a credit card
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lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Me
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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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nocturnalvisionary:

I love how when a female-super hero doesn’t do well in ticket sales, they give the excuse “Female super heroes don’t sell in the box office.” So we never get to see it again.

But if a MALE super hero doesn’t do well. They re-do it about 17 times until it sells.

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute
bunnyfood:

Bird Hat
tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house
hyperkitkat:

Thank you for this english teacher
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unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*