i-don-t-care-i-lovett:

Daily dose of Bencus

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

officialunitedstates:

there are two tiers of intelligence and it depends on whether you realize penguins are only at the south pole or if you think they’re at both

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400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature
satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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televisonrulesthenation:

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today