tresbellemichelle:

blametheleather:

everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it

#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer

(Source: mandytastypussy)

Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.

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(Source: hannibal914)

bachofficial:

when my mom says we can get pizza for dinner

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 
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scatmancrothers:

Look I’m a white person
I use a credit card
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lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Me
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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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